4 pig’s trotters
500g pork spare ribs
2 tbsp oil
5cm ginger, grated
4 plump garlic cloves, crushed
50ml dark soy sauce
10ml light soy sauce
50g brown sugar
100ml brown rice vinegar
150ml fresh pineapple juice
Salt
Pak choy
Oyster sauce
Keep the young man busy – if he sees what goes into this,
there’s no way he will try it. Do not mention that pigs’ feet go into this. Pop
the Guardian in front of him and get him to tell you if he comes across
anything interesting.
First check that the trotters have no hair on them. If
necessary shave them (seriously), using a clean disposable Bic and not his Azor
razor. With a cleaver, chop them into 4, once lengthways and once crossways.
Split the ribs up, if they came in one piece.
Heat the oil in a large pan and brown the trotters and ribs.
Add the garlic, ginger, and some salt and fry a few more minutes. When you can
really smell the garlic and ginger, add the soy sauces. For cooking, I like Pearl
River brand, which comes in 500ml bottles from the local Chinese grocer. Add
the sugar, vinegar and pineapple juice. By fresh pineapple juice, I’m assuming
it’s too much faff to get the Juicer out. I mean the fresh juice that comes
from the chilled cabinet in the supermarket, rather than the long life stuff.
Pour the boy and yourself a large glassful. It’s one of your 5 a day. This will
perk you up no end.
Time for some Nina Simone. Gimmee a Pigfoot would be apt, as long as he doesn’t pick up on it.
Where were we. Yes. Add a little water to the pan so the
meat is covered and simmer slowly for 2 and a half hours. Winter afternoons are
made for slow and gentle cooking. Stir occasionally and top up with water or
pineapple juice if needed. Think of something virtuous to do for a couple of
hours.
Remove the meat and set aside. Turn the heat up and reduce
the liquid until it is really thick and syrupy. It needs to cling to the meat
rather than run off.
While you’re doing this, get the rice cooker on for some
plain boiled rice and steam the Pak Choy. When the greens are done, dress with
some oyster sauce. Put it in a pretty dish.
When the meat sauce is ready, return the ribs and trotters,
and heat through.
Make it explicit that picking bones up to eat them is part
of this dish, as is spitting out any little bony bits from the trotters. Beer
would be a good match with the casual eating style of this. Make sure he has
some of the Pak Choy.
Leftovers will be amazing tomorrow. The trotters will
produce a thick jelly which will coat the meat. The sight of this will horrify
him. While he’s not looking, separate some meat from the bone and put it in a
baguette with some grated carrot, chopped spring onion and fresh coriander for
his lunch.
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